Gabe is a very unique person. I don't quite have him figured out yet. All I know is that he has a very distinct, quick sense of humor and is not easily deterred.
He has the notion that we are dating. I have actually said to him "Gabe, you know we are NOT dating." To which he replies "Ha. I like how you just shot me down there. So anyways..."
This blog is so that I can remember all the hilarious things he says. Because this kid says some funny sh*t.