Friday, January 10, 2014

don't stop believin'

L: you are so sexy in your pics. i can't stop believin'
G: what? girrrrrl???  you got a boyfrand!!!
L: i know. but you are still sexy. you are kinda like an actor. far far away and still nice to look at.
sorry not sorry
G: lol. i fap to your pics too 

Sunday, November 18, 2012


me: So I have had tupperware with your last name on it for over a year. How does that make you feel? Tell me about your feelings on the matter.

g: I think that's the most progress I've ever made.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

11-4-12 Skype

me: So, do you miss anything from the States? Is there anything you want for Christmas? 

G: Yeah, send some Lindsay Longstreth over. Can't find her anywhere around here.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Skype 9-1-12

"You must be used to people telling you that you are beautiful. I need to come up with more interesting romantic things to say to you that no one else will."


Hey, I want to eat mustard out of your hair.

If we were driving in the car, and we passed some roadkill, like an opossum, I would tell you that if you were that opossum I would pull over and just roll in you. The police officer that showed up would have to shoot me to get me out of the road.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


Skype chat:

*i am drinking water*

G: you're either hydrating or terrorizing sea monkeys.

*end of the conversation*

me: i need to get going. things to do and places to go. i'll talk to you later.

G: well if you want to better that fortune, you know where to come.


G: ok, well go have fun denying your happiness for the rest of the day.

me: buah ha ha ha ha

Friday, June 15, 2012


you mean, life is good... except for that huge gaping, gabe-shaped hole in your heart 

sweet lady, my floor wants to try your clothes on

come on darlin', give me a scribblin'


i like to think you depend on me

or need/pine/yearn for me, etc

i also like to think that you bake cookies for me and have them stored around your house and other places, and that one day we will reunite and eat these cookoies


Saturday, June 2, 2012


getting promoted tomorrow. if you'd've come here as my wife like you should've you'd get to pin me at the ceremony.